Mama Knows Breast

It’s been a few months since I last nursed The Bear…so I thought the days of funny breastfeeding quotes were over in our house. Apparently not. Here’s a true discussion from today.
Scene: The floor of the boys’ bedroom. I’m changing The Bortski’s diaper. He pats my chest.
Me: “What you up to, babe?”
The Bortski: “Just patting your boobie.”
Me: “How come?”
The Bortski: “I just love boobies.”
Me: “Why?”
The Bortski: “They’re great.”