Mama Knows Breast

Hey, Jessica Alba, if you or your agent are reading this, send me your address. I’ll send you a copy of my book since you’re pregnant. I read that you told EXTRA that you’re worried about breastfeeding and have been having dreams about it. So take it from us, it’s ok to be worried, but there’s nothing to be scared of. Breastfeeding might work for you. It might not. But if you do a little homework in advance, you’ll feel a lot better.
And if my book doesn’t help, then get in touch with some other Hollywood moms who think breastfeeding is pretty cool. Try Salma Hayek, or Helena Bonham Carter.